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  • Oh god, the humanity!

    *_Excerpt from "My Adventures - The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1"_* "What in the bloody hells is that infernal racket!?" Theros sat up from a sleeping state to groggy in an impressive thirty seconds, holding his head in his hands. He looked …

  • The world changes before my eyes

    *_Excerpt from "My Adventures - The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1"_* So it's true...I really DO have to get up for a second day in a row before lunch. What the deuce? Pulling himself warily out of bed, Theros yawns and sighs mightily. " …

  • Sometimes people don't surprise you

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* A closer inspection of the automation revealed some form of glowing tube in the chest cavity, and an even closer inspection of the tube revealed that yes, it was super bright …

  • One plus one equals BETRAYAL!

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* "Kobolds? Desna, why does it have to be kobolds?" The campfire spat flames skywards and cast the camp in a flickering light, just enough to look out into the darkness and …

  • Everybody has their fifteen minutes of fame

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* The scouting led to more of the same. The Deputy Mayor opened his one and only way into his house with some sort of magic. "If only I could see what he's doing!" Theros …

  • A little help from on high never goes astray

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* "This place is emanating some strong magics guys, and it's coming from the ceiling. Be careful!" As Theros uttered a warning to the others in the loft with him, his eyes …

  • The more things change, the more they stay the same

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* "What a majestic creation this blimp is!" Theros could hardly take his eyes off the blimp. It looks incredible. How could something so vast, and clearly so heavy, float in …

  • Will the voice of reason please exit stage left?

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* The second chest immediately came alive as Theros cast a simple cantrip to open it. Another foul creature like the pot in the attic no doubt! "Ah damn it!" [[File:506989 | …

  • The beauty of complexity

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* Getting past the gnome guards was one thing, but getting into the house would prove to be another. Theros and Ashe walked over to the door as Theros cast a simple spell to open …

  • The world is a dark and strange place

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* A rest was called for. While the group had been travelling for quite some time, the light never changed. It didn't get brighter during the height of the day, and it hadn't …

  • The fog of undeath lifts

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.1”_* The next flight of stairs led to the empty level Theros had seen earlier. Boxes, barrels and the same violent green beam of light bursting through the floor was all there was …

  • Everybody is a critic

    *_Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”_* Leaving the cave was easier than getting in apparently. Summoning a horse, sending it sprinting out the entrance and running in the opposite direction once the dragons …

  • Sometimes walking is better

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ Days passed. Theros was growing heartily sick of walking. That elf, Imajica, he had the right idea. Teleporting. That's the way to travel. Instantly where you want to be. " …

  • Humble pie never tasted so bitter

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ A time would come where even the lowest point in his life would be a step up from this single, defining moment in Theros' life. The moment itself won't be discussed much, …

  • All for Desna, Desna for all

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ It turns out, the dead don't like staying dead. Just over a bridge, spanning a rushing torrent of a river, stood a child like creature with what looked like a skull helmet. …

  • The Caverns of DDDOOOOMMMM!

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The berbalang taken care of, Theros led the way towards Circle. Circle promised to be a safe haven, with less superstitions around the use of magic as well, and Theros was …

  • The heat gets turned up

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ _This is NOT a play on words dear readers...the temperature of the Caverns of Doom were literally raised, the deeper we went into them..._ Ever deeper into the Caverns, …

  • The Caverns of Fun With Nugg

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The Incubus stayed about fifteen feet in the air initially, but once it's repertoire of charm spells had run out, he decided to destroy the party in a violent manner, using …

  • Don't be a Square, man!

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ [[File:563808 | class=media-item-align-left | Hill_Giant.jpg]] The six Hill Giants were assaulting the walls of the fortified village. Somehow, in the several months from when …

  • Headaches of the past

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ _The past should remain where it is, lest your whole world comes crumbling down around your ears. Dear reader, please take this advice to heart and DO NOT time travel. It …

  • I'vvveee...haaaddd...the time of my life!

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The sheer amount of magic and ease of which it could be bought staggered Theros. In the space of a few short weeks he'd bought some googles, a hat, a headband, a belt that …

  • Your past? My past? Their past? Hang on...whose past?

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The chamber shook and Theros fell to the floor. The sight of King Remulas of the Green City looking confused as he stood in the room was a shock for everybody and all held …

  • It may be time to re-consider your life choices

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The arrival in Square was quick. Orthos was brusque and his explanation of the upcoming mission was to the point and brooked no tomfoolery. Of course, this led to a number of …

  • Truth is often stranger than fiction

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.2”*_ The majority of the assailants dispatched, Theros surveyed the surroundings. His eyes alighted on Ashe, far below, standing by himself. Out of the inky blackness on either side …

  • How to get water out of your ear

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ It took a week. A week, practically hidden away from the crowds, the family, the light of day, but it was worth it. Theros had been mentally (and where possible, jotting down) …

  • Ten thousand inches beneath the sea...lake

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ Theros would have breathed a sigh of relief if his lungs weren't currently filled with water, allowing him to breath underwater. Somehow understanding the moans of pain from …

  • The end of life as we know it

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ [[File:614562 | class=media-item-align-left | Charda.jpg]] The tunnel was mercifully short, opening into a smaller chamber than previously. It did, however, house a small, …

  • Regurgitating the story

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ It quickly became obvious that the surroundings were not a cave. The floor was slimy and soft, the sacs hanging held decayed bodies, the walls were solid, but squishy, and …

  • Passing in the night

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ A cheery campfire with people seemingly happy to chat was a welcome start to a long foot journey. so when the offer to join them was forthcoming, Theros practically leaped at …

  • Nothing but cogs in a machine

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ The gnome could only look on in amazement as Theros turned to him. "So, what next?" Bart (newly re-introduced) the gnome pointed at the portal and indicated that was the …

  • Betrayal never gets old apparently

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ The trip back to the cave, while long, was not particularly arduous. The routes had been cleared by Theros and his party previously, and travel had improved as a result. …

  • The view from the top

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ Barney didn't wait. Again. _(gentle readers will note that Barney had developed a strong desire to charge into every single combat, immediately, and throw himself down the …

  • For some reason, the dead don't want to stay dead

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ [[File:632662 | class=media-item-align-left | Deathtrap_Ooze.jpg]] Something disgusting dropped on Barney from above. The top of the stairs were just in sight when a large …

  • Time...is a harsh mistress

    _*Excerpt from “My Adventures – The Life of Theros Vitalstatistix, vol.3”*_ The battle against the evil dragon was drawing closer. So far, no time or place had been set, but Theros and his band had been charged with bringing any allies they could find …

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